Well I went for them interviews on Monday, both went pretty well.

That afternoon I was contacted by JET who said that Caudwell had offered me the position and I gladly accepted it seems a nice place to work. I start there Monday. The post at the library which I was then no longer available for went to Jimmy. How cool is that I get the job at Caudwell and then he gets the one at Hanley Library.

So I did start the year on a good note :D

My plans for Thursday/Friday have been cancelled unfortunately which I am disappointed about but it will be "made up to me". Which sounds intriguing.

Wednesday club I believe tomorrow with Jim and whoever else is out.

Not much else to report really. Just thought I'd mention that as of next Monday I am no longer unemployed.

Well happy new year to those who are bothered.

New year for me means it's time to make something of myself. Since 08 was full of crap for me and 09 was perhaps the worst year yet, I'm going to make 2010 the best year I can.

Let's start off with things.

I had an interview on the 5th with Caudwell in Stoke for a job as Applications Assistant. I attended, despite being 35 minutes late due to the ridiculous weather causing problems with transport, luckily they had problems too and weren't bothered that I was late. The interview went pretty well in my opinion. I got a call the next day saying that I had not been selected for the job but because they were "really impressed" and "Really liked me" they want me to go back there on Monday in regards to another position they have there that they believe I am perfect for. So with any hope come Monday I will have some employment.

I also have an interview at Hanley library on Monday, for a job which involves both general library duties and apparently I read that it involves teaching computer courses? WTF! So I guess it never hurts to have a backup.

Next, I bid my interest in a 2 bed flat to the council the other day, and it's literally about a 60 second walk from here. Whilst I need to get my finances in order first, it was an odd coincidence and I intend to follow through with it.

Last but not least; something has been catching my attention for the last month and a half or so. Something of great interest to me, that is putting a little extra sparkle in my step lately. I'm not going to tell you what that is, that would be... normal. But 2010 is my year, and I will conquer the world!

Oh yeah, I kind of... you know tweaked with the colours and banner a little. Freshen things up. Truth be told, I missed the redness and it just had to be brought back.

-Peace homies.

Well it's been an eventful Christmas time I suppose, although I have generally been bored throughout the lot of it, I did catch up with a few family members on boxing day at my Aunt Jills, Asked for a double, they kept bringing me quadruples, on an empty stomach, that's bad Lol, ended up a little bit tipsy and chatty.

Christmas itself was relatively boring as always, but it's been a busy time of year really, especially on the Job Front, I seem to be checking for more jobs more often now although nothing usually turns up at this time of year, I have 2 job interviews in January, one on the morning of my sign n day, the other 6 days later. Hopefully something will come of that because I've had it up to here with the Jobcentre harassing me, and making out like I'm not looking for work, just because I forgot to bring in my job search record thing, cause yeah, when I look and apply to jobs the first thing I think is "yeah I better get my job search book and write it all down for the Jobcentre"...morons who run the JCP. I applied to a couple of other Jobs that they gave me to apply to as well, problem being 1 was by email, one by post, the other required me to phone an agency, and I can't remember for the life of me whether I did or didn't ring them. I'm sure I did when doing my usual phone calls to check stuff but I can't remember for the life of me.

Ah well, I'm sure they'll bitch about it some more at me and maybe stop my money, but if they do there will be hell to pay. Always wanted to trash the Jobcentre, and hey If I do enough damage, maybe attack some security guards, I'll get sent to prison, AKA the place where you get treated better than you do if you're on benefits. At least in these stressful times I can get some good conversation by Text message from Adrianne, as opposed to most people *cough* Dave *cough* who never reply or answer their fuckin' phones.

Oh well, hoping 2010 has better fortune for me than '09 did.

Have a happy new year.... ya cunts.

I attended another interview at JET Business today, which I apparently didn't need to go to according to them, the JCP was wasting my time. So I am all pimped out in my shirt and tie. Dave text me saying he's been ill for the past few weeks and wants me to go hang with him up Hanley for a bit, I can't be arsed to get changed though do I'm pimpin' it.

Yesterday was a laugh up Hanley too when I was sitting on Andrew "Neo" Briggs' lap in KFC bouncing up and down getting dodgy looks and then calling Jimmy and Hannah weirdos LMFAO. Wednesdays for you.

Tuesday I had to sign on and asked a lift from my mother, but then ended up spending most of the day carrying her bags and pushing her trolley...mothers.

Monday I was in Chester which isn't too far from here, though it was cold. Plotting a murder spree with Adrianne, though when she was Christmas shopping, I let her struggle to reach all the stuff on high shelves, rather than helping her, it's funnier that way, aren't I cruel. But she's a cool lass who can certainly hold a conversation.

I cant remember the rest of the week. But it has been pretty busy so far, as opposed to the usual boredom.

Peace to all my 0 visitors.

Still nothing on the permanent employment market, despite my Ph.D and excellent CV and so on. Hopefully that will all be sorted soon but I won't be shocked if it doesn't.

There's some decorating going on around the house which is annoying me, my back keeps hurting and my neck too. I got bank charges the other day which majorly pissed me off but I must move forward. Been talking to all kinds of new people some of them total weirdos and some of em are quite interesting. Trying to find new ways to kill the boredom and my sleep patterns are messed up once again.

I've decided that next year I must go skydiving, and I need to send off for my provisional soon cause I'm sick of having no ID. How they can ask me for ID though... piss takers. That's yet another things in the no money fo' department, along with getting some more tattoos done. I was hoping to get some chains on my hands by the end of this year but that does not seem likely now.

Vik removed me from her friends list on facebook for some reason, without explanation, so much for staying friends but ultimately it is her choice and It's not my job to go chasing after her any more, even if that is what she's aiming for. It's time for me to forget the past and move on with my life since life won't let me the time to put my head in order but I'm getting there slowly, once the income problem is sorted, a little elbow grease should get me back on my feet and back on track.

Although Christmas is approaching, as always I'm not a big fan of it, but my cousins are demanding I attend my Aunt Jills boxing day shindig thing because they've not seen me in years, in some cases over 11 years. But that's family for you. I might go if I don't have other plans, but then again...

I began converting the old LDD and 2 nut jobs comics from 5 years ago into digital versions, computer drawn stick men and legible writing FTW. Only got through 3 of em so far, episode 1 and 2, and the prologue episode, I think episode 4 is in Denmark though. Looking at those old things remind me of how far I've come in the last 5 years although ultimately I've ended up back at square 1; I have learned enough and grown wiser so that I should some day be the invincible Juggernaut and rule the world. Mwahaha.

There is not much going on for me right now here, other than general boredom, hoping for some permanent employment soon providing that some of the companies at least bother to get back to me, which they usually don't. Got my council stuff today informing me of what properties I'm eligible for and where I am on the priority list, I'm not at the bottom of the list but I'm not near the top either, and the property types I'm eligible for aren't all that pleasing really. That's S-O-T Council for you, it'd be different if I said I had 20 kids or something, but then I'd have to prove they exist.

A lot of good computer games coming out around this time, that I have no money to buy, although the novelty has worn off mostly for starring at screens all day, I wonder why.... Anyway I still haven't got around to signing a deal with Samuel L Jackson to appear in my film ITunes on A PC, he keeps upping his price, first it was £10 and a pack of starburst, now he wants 4 packs of starburst...greedy hollywood actors. So now I'm moving to a reality TV show project about Dave Edwards, a random guy who I met some weeks ago, who I decided was strange enough to start filming. He wasn't too happy when I attempted to film him using a urinal contrary to his prior approval, LOL.

I cracked a piece of a tooth off the other day, Ironically chewing a softmint. It is however only a minor piece broken off and shouldn't cause me any trouble in the near future. All the puppies sold bar the one the family decided to keep, some had problems but nothing too bad. My step dads bank account was recently compromised by somebody in Romania making thousands of pounds of transactions, taking him over his overdraft limit, and the fraud squad are being dicks about it, claiming that my step father must have made the POS transactions himself, despite not having a valid passport for the last 11 years or so, and not knowing what a POS transaction is. This is just another chapter in the "Banks are Wankers" book.

But to summarize things, hopefully I can get some acceptable permanent employment, and a bearable property soon, so that I may start rebuilding my mighty empire. Other than that, there is not much to report.

~EC/Soopermuse

P.S Genesis from CC is ghey, and Sonata Arctica are a fucking amazing band, fuck you Dave! LOL!!

Everybody loves a clown, somebody who can make fun of themselves. Always been that guy, but sometimes there is a clear line between a joke and people blantantly and piss-takingly making an attack on you. I mean sure, If we like making fun of people then lets make fun of people, jokes are good yeah? but it doesnt matter how the jokes start it always ends up the same, people start taking things too far, and always at my expense. I grow bored of this, and yet even when I respond in a calm and...diplomatic manner they start an argument and accuse me of being the one who has been a dick. Perspective is a good thing, because we all see things differently, and if we didnt we would be pretty boring, and as I look at things through the eyes of another, it still looks like some form of trying to make me look a fool, although I act quite reasonably, certain nameless people provoke a mild response from me, and then make me out to be a dick. Same thing always happens, some people are predictable, and then they like to say the same of me, well if I am so predictable, then why would they provoke a response out of me in the first place, being able to predict what it was? Oh yeah, to make me out like a twat.

Well I'm getting bored of being attacked by people for their silly games, and purposes, which in all honesty are usually just to make them feel good about their insecure selves, not being an insecure person myself, it isnt something I can relate to. Because quite frankly I couldnt give 2 shits what people think of me, Im not a bad person, I get by and mind my own business, and leave people to theirs, and what people choose to think of me, is entirely up to them, as I really dont give a shit. But if you're not going to be nice, go away, and get on with your lives, ye who like to pick arguments on the internet, but would soon run away from a real altercation of that sort.

LOL @ that dodgy dance video though.

Well I dont know about that. But between limited PC access and limited interest I dont seem to update here very often. I gave up on most of my web dev projects a long time ago, even the secret ones. Not much to report here other than not feeling well.

And puppies are cute things, but birthing them and raising them for 8 weeks is a pain in the bollocks, so glad that they're not mine. I really must get a laptop or a PC of my own, atm am waiting for council application to be processed for housing, and an employment opportunity to come along so I can be the ruler of my own Kingdom, rather than being the cardboard cut out figure I seem to be in everyone elses Kingdoms that I have resided in.

Some time this week I have to go pop in Tat2XS and see about getting my tat touched up as its somewhat faded badly, despite its excellent care and lack of scabbing. Kirk said to pop in any time this week, hoping to pop in tomorrow and get it sorted ASAP. I also intend to get some more ink by the end of the year although the financial feasibility of this is grim, we will see.

My head is all over the place lately, up and down but right now I have chosen to step back and try and get on with obtaining employment and building my Kingdom and clear my head of any other problems, distractions and burdens, and move on with my life.

Been a long time since I've posted anything here so I have no idea where to start. Vikki had me move out of her flat, and as I had nowhere else to go I ended up back in Stoke on Trent, for the time being staying at my mothers house, which is about as much joy as sticking needles in your eyes. Switching jobcentres was a pain, sorting out transfering any exisiting bills in my name at Vikkis address to her was a ball ache, as well as it apparently was for her to get my Orange phone number back in my name.

We'd get along, have a few silly arguments, and that would cycle, and last I spoke to her we were on good terms however since then she has not replied to any of my text messages, facebook messages or otherwise. What the fuck is going on there, I don't know. Got a tattoo on the back of my neck last Friday of some kanji, which is begining to get a little bit scabby on some bits but not too bad, hope the colour doesnt fade, got it done at a place called Tat2XS in Tunstall, they did it quick and to a good quality so I'd recomend them to anybody.

You must excuse my bad spelling or typos at the moment as my English_GB dictionary is apparently no longer compatable with Firefox since it updated itself, which sucks since I use that to pick up on any typos or unintentional bad spellings I might have.

My step father returned from hospital this monday after having surgery to remove part of his colon to get rid of some pre-cancerous polyps, he seems to be doing well which is good.

My best mate Kyel recently got a phonecall from his former employer giving him a job on a new contract they've started on somewhere the other side of Kidsgrove which is good for him to be working again, however with him at work all day 5 days a week, and at his Uncles as usual on weekends mean I'm now doubly bored compared to usual. He did say that his boss was asking if he knew anyone who could do some labour work on the site, and I told Kyel to give him my name and number, because despite having not worked in construction before, a job is a job.

I've heard nothing yet though, and right now is the first time I have been able to so much as touch the PC for more than 60 seconds for a while, dont you just love those selfish PC hogging brothers eh? maybe it's time I apply for an FAC and start comitting some murder, good idea?

Peace

Having previously spent about 22 weeks on consecutive dole courses the last time I was unemployed, I was pretty P.O'd when they said they were going to send me on more. As if unemployment wasn't punishment enough, they decided to send me back to... PTP. *shriek*

Yes the awful place where you are put for 7 hours a day, told a bunch of useless crap that you already know, and get into arguments with strange people. Like the other day some little emo-dyke looking bird started saying that I'm an emo and that I think my life is harder than everyone elses. Pretty messed up conisdering that despite my various rants, I have never once said anything that even resembled that my life was harder than anyone elses. She then went on to rant about her various illnesses and state that her life was tougher than mine, which is a pretty bold statement considering that this person neither knows me, or anything about my life. So what they said was pretty hypocritical. And calling me an emo, especially considering that I neither resemble one at all, I dislike that particular culture, can't stand the music and a long list of other thing that puts me in a whole different world to them little faggots. One person commented "she called you an emo? you're wearing an Iron Maiden shirt", and another guy now shouts emo at her whenever he sees her since she pretty much looks like one, you know, dyed black hair, fringe longer on one side, people dont like her etc. But that is just one example of the fucked up people there this time around. Although at first glance, the people you expect that you won't get along with are the ones you get along with most. Mainly because they have a sense of humour.

One of the many people named Joe there, who is joining the army soon, was one of the many people who after 5 minutes in a room with I thought "seems like the kinda guy who would try to pick a fight with me..." but to be honest, he's a funny guy, he takes the piss more than I do, which is a good thing cause we know I don't like too much attention.

PTP is the twilight zone, and all who have been there long enough wish to escape it, hopefully a job will come along soon, or one of the employers I have already written to will reply, which most don't bother to do. And if not, they could at least teach you something useful at PTP.

Started playing FFXI again yesterday, since we are short on cash and didn't go out. Only did a few campaign battles with Croc and EB, and prior to that did an Assault with EB, Tashan and some other guys. It passes time, and I finally bothered to merit Angon, just have to buy some Angons now.

That's about all I can think to say at the moment, I forget things that happened since my last post here, which I cannot remember when that was... oh it was the Taker video spoof, ROFL @ that.

Peace...

E.C

So the WWE production leaked this video which they plan to use for The Undertaker's Summerslam 2009 return. ROFLMFAO.